A not so long time ago...

...in a place not so far, far away.

Star Wars

Episode S
The Great Shit

These are times of difficulty to George Lucas. The more radicals fan associations, fed up with his repeated destructions to the most important saga of cinema, have taken positions in front of Skywalker Ranch doors. Their conditions: don’t make any more, never more, never.

His friends, S. Spielberg and F.F. Coppola, have come to continue their unconditional support to their friend, and from whom they feel a great devotion although he has made much more mistakes than them, directing much less.

More and more disappointed with new episodes mediocrity, although interesting idea, fans keep control, with the force’s help, of their anxieties to buy more Star Wars merchandising. Deep inside they like the new films, but not as much as the others and that drives them too crazy, a lot.

Lucas promises to improve the situation with a revenge of the Sith. He affirms that it will be the best one of the three, although fans knows that it is not a difficult goal, but being Lucas, they think that it only will be better in one thing, special effects.